Thursday, November 13, 2008

Gonna Be A Bear

I found this on my computer. It's from an email I got years ago. I figured I could post it here to give my readers a good chuckle.

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life, I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months of the year.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping
and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
he EXPECTS you to have excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

P.S.--Jen, the hairy legs comment made me think of our conversation yesterday, it made me chuckle. :D


Ulberich said...

That is awesome, thanks so much for the laughs! Thanks also for the kind comments on my blog, it has been fun to kind of get to know you better through the blogging world! I hope things are going better with Sydney!

Springer Family said...

Is your anniversary on Thanksgiving this year? I can't believe it has already been that long. Congrats.

Stringham Family said...

That is awesome! I love it! So funny, I would have to agree, I want to be a bear! Thanks for the laughs, I needed them today! Hope all is well with you and the fam. Talk to you later!

Aubri Lynne said...

Hey Shamae, hope you like your Twilight/Christmas type blog, lol! I know you said you don't care, but black is kinda daring-- so let me know if you want white or something softer instead. As you know I really do like doing this, so let me know if you want an update or changes any time. ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

Megan said...

Oh thats funny! BTW, love your new header! Really nice looking.