Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Next Survivor Series

I think this is really funny but I do have to give props to Loren because I bet he would definitely win a competition like this...yes I am a very, very lucky wife/mother to have him as my husband. He's super dad and we love him so much!


THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped off on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!

6 comments:

Andersen Family said...

Oh, this is so hilarious. If only it were real-it would be more addicting than 24.

Stringham Family said...

Thanks for the well wishes with Jesse and our family. We appreciate it so much. When the call offically comes, we will be sure to let everyone know. As far as Leah goes, that would be great to get together sometime, she does love to play with other kids. However, it will have to wait a little bit as she is sick with a cold, so after she gets feeling better I will let you know. Thanks for the up beat attitude, it's nice to have someone validate your frustrations sometimes. You are wonderful!

Also, this post is so funny, it's so true. It would be wonderful if they understood in the same light, but they do a lot themselves that are wonderful things as well. Yeah for men and yeah for women, without the other we would be nothing!

ashycam said...

I think I would become addicted to that one if it were real.

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Micah and Jen said...

Hilarious! I so have to put this one on my blog too....Micah would be a contendor! :)

Aubri Lynne said...

hehehehehe!!! This was great.