Friday, December 11, 2009

Christmas Carols

Maybe I'm a little morbid for posting this but I got a kick out of it. I personally like #10. What about you?
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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disorientated We Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder ---Thoughts of Roasting on a Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can i have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells!, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

8 comments:

The Lane Family said...

This is so funny!! Based on our house I am going with Attention Deficit Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!!!

:) Tracie said...

I love #1 !!!!

Meri said...

I like #9 bestest. :)

Lora said...

definitely #9 and #10!!!
Those are me ALL DAY LONG!!!

Hallie said...

I like #9! And #10 sounds like Avery singing tonight in the back seat of the car. It was like she was a skipping record but she'd get mad if I tried to sing the next verse. Gotta love it!

Leigh said...

LMAO! #9 and #10 are my favorites!

Beth said...

I love these! Not that they sound like anyone I know or anything...
;)

Laura Houston said...

I like #8 and # 9 -
HILARIOUS!