Phrases Heard in a Diabetic Home: Part 2

Some of you may recall my post back in March, Phrases Heard in a Diabetic Home Part 1. You can click on the hyperlink, check it out, and have a little laugh if you happened to miss it the first time. Since then I have been accumulating more funny phrases from my girls. Things that, were it not for diabetes, we would not have the pleasure to laugh at. Enjoy!

Sydney to mom--"Mom we've got a bleeder!"
(This is referring to a blood sugar check where her finger produced a lot more blood than usual. When this happens, Syd calls them "bleeders." Of course I can't help but think of the movie There's Something About Mary...however, this situation is quite different.)
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Sydney to dad-- "I don't want to be a mermaid anymore when I grow up. I just want my diabetes to go away. But I think I still want to be a mermaid. I want to be a mermaid without diabetes but if I can't be a mermaid I just want my diabetes to go away. But I really do want to be a mermaid."
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Morgan to Syd--"Syd I want you to get poked with a needle today and not cry because I want to go to Arctic Circle and play on the 'lellow' {yellow} fish toy. Can you handle that?"
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Morgan to Syd--"My barbie is really sick."
Syd to Mo--"What's wrong with her?"
Morgan to Syd--"It's something really bad like gum disease or something."
Syd to Mo--"Oh that does sound bad. Maybe we should amputate."
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Syd to Dad--"I think I should give you a shot to see if you are really as brave as you want me to be."
Syd to Mom--"Mom if I gave daddy a shot I think he would cry like a girl."
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Syd to Mom--"Mom when I grow up can I still live with you and daddy?"
Mom to Syd--"Of course. We would love it if you did."
Syd to Mom--"Good cause I know you guys wake up lots in the night to check me and I hate waking up at night so if I live with you I won't ever have to wake up in the night to check my sugars cause you can always do it for me. You know like when I'm a mom and stuff."
(Right because when she is a mom she won't be up at all with her babies. ha ha ha)
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Syd to Mom--"Mom you know the naughty words Grandpa Dan says that you telled me not to say?" (telled is her word)
Mom to Syd--"Ya they aren't very nice so we don't want to say them."
Syd to Mom--"Well can I just say one of them?"
Mom to Syd--"Why do you want to say a naughty word?"
Syd to Mom--"Cause Grandpa Dan says bad words when he is mad at his cows. I am mad at my diabetes and I want to say bad words to diabetes. So can I say it?"
Mom to Syd--"Ummm no kids shouldn't say those naughty words. But thanks for asking first."
(Aww Grandpa Dan is such a good example to my children. ha ha ha)



How about you guys? Any funny things your kids have said lately that have made you laugh?